So Yelling sends all these hawkish FED Governors out to yak it up on Bubblevision (appropriately named for the FED!!) about how they were going to raise the shit out of interest rates, they even sent the head of JPM out there saying the FED HAD to raise rates, and of course, it's all a bunch of F**KING LIES, as the FED will NEVER raise rates, errr, well, they probably CAN'T raise rates!!
So Yelling makes her statement and says that EVERY THING SUCKS, the US, Europe, THE WORLD SUCKS, there's no growth, there's no earnings, there's no revenue, and so, NATURALLY, the markets GO TO DA STINKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY, every things shitty, GIVE ME ALL I CAN BUYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
So then she gets in the press conference, and every stinking reporter, ACCEPT THE WOMEN REPORTERS, start ragging her ass about the FED NOT having ANY credibility, about how they are blowing bubbles again, blah blah blah, and she had the UNMITIGATED GALL to say there is NO BUBBLE and stocks are REASONABLY PRICED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, lets take a look at some of those, "REASONABLIES":
With the indexes closing on their lows Friday it sets it up for the FED on Sunday night to be able to squeeze the shorts and probably open us up about 500 points higher on the DOW ... well, maybe a little less, but you get the idea ..