I took a position in Mr. "MO", to go with my Mr. "T", if I can just find a Larry or a Curly, I'll have a laughable portfolio!! I love dem 7%+ dividends, BUT I AIN'T gonna be seeing it, because I have no intention of holding longer than wednesday. I'm hoping we get a pop with the end of quarter window dressing, and I'm hoping it tries a double top by then (there's a lot of HOPE there, there is, my favorite strategy), around 18.25, for I fully expect the DOW to lose 500, OR MORE, points, on thursday, when it's over!!! Ok, well, maybe 50 points.

To add to my laughable portfolio, I shit canned the options and just took a position is SRZ. I "EXPECT", the same thing as above, I will exit at least half of it, if I can get it to double top, I'm positive on the thing, and I have NO intention of giving any back, unless they gap the shit out of me tomorrow morning. Regardless, I will be out when ever it breaks that lower trend line.
10:30am: I probably shouldn't tell stories like the following, but I figure you already know how stupid I can be, and besides, maybe one person will think twice when they start to do some thing like this.
I'm, like, planning on getting into SRZ, today was the day to do it, it pulled back for three days, had a some what nice little doji friday, opened a penny higher this morning, and took out the highs of friday. You would have picked up like 20 cents already today, taking it over friday's highs.
ANYWAY, I have "REAL" positions, I'm screwing around with, and I miss it. So I get around to looking at it, and what I want to do, is to buy calls in it, EVEN though the stupid thing is practically a call option in and of itself. My "PLAN", was to buy the April 2.50 calls, being bid at .95 and asked at 1.10. The reason for the calls, was that the January 2.50 calls were being bid at 1.00, and also asked at 1.10, waaaaaaa laaaaaaa, I could get almost a free call into April, with any luck, if it went up enough to cover the 1.10 being asked on the Aprils. PLUS, I figure the Obama clan crush's healthcare, the stock close's at 2.49 on the third friday in January, I get the entire premium, with a free call into April, and THEN, before the open on monday, SRZ comes out and say's they are moving their headquarter's to the Caymen Island's, and is declaring a free haven for us boomers, from the Obama healthcare death panel's, and the stock opens some where around $250 a share, wooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!!!!
So what the dumb MF'er does, and also being the cheap MF'er he is, he games the ask by bidding 1.05, without bothering to look at the market depth on it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The ask immediately goes to 1.25, hahahaha, the roach's!!!! When I finally decide, that maybe I might want to casually glance at the market depth, there's two offer's on the ask, both of them market makers, so what they've done is trap me on the penalty I have to pay, if I don't complete the contract's during the day, as the order is a day only order!!
I mean, number one, the first red flag was the fact I was still screwing around with the "REAL" positions, number two, I got cheap and gamed the stupid thing for a lousy 5 fricking cents, number three, I usually do a GTC order on every thing (that goes back to number one, I think), and number four, well, you can put a number four in there, I'm tired of counting.
I did think it was kind of funny though, stupid MF'er, SIGH! I'm probably just going to take the penalty box, and tell the stupid stock to go screw itself, although I'm going to game around with it the rest of the day, like dropping my bid under the current bid, as I think that the bids are market maker's as well. I think that, because when I bid at 1.05, with their bid at .95, the bid immediately jumped me to 1.10, get what I'm saying, they are gaming me to try and get me to jack the bid to like 1.15 or so. Wad ever.