
Friday, January 07, 2011

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Here's comes another Goldman puppet walking the halls of Washington, DC:
WH: Obama to name Sperling to top economic post
Read More: Goldman Demon takes White House Under Spell
The part that just kills me is this:
"Sperling's pragmatism and his work as a corporate philanthropy consultant to Goldman Sachs, where he was paid more than $880,000, has prompted some liberals to voice misgivings about his appointment. He helped the investment bank design an initiative to provide business education to women in developing countries. He also worked with actress Angelina Jolie to develop education programs for children living in conflict-ridden countries."
Hahahahahahahahahaha........... HAH! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!! HE WAS PAID $900,000 TO WORK WITH ANGELINA JOLIE TO EDUCATE WOMEN IN ZIMBABWE!!!!!!!!! JUST UNFRICKING REAL!!!
House Budget Chief Ryan Says No Bailouts to Prevent U.S. State Defaults
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01....Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02..In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09.
10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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Thursday, January 06, 2011
A PARAPROSDOKIAN is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.
Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.
Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you push one down the stairs.
Ø Dolphins are so smart, that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Ø I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In case of an emergency, notify - - -", I put "DOCTOR."
Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Ø You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive,,,, twice.
Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.
Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Ø I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.
Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
May your cup runneth over with love.
May you always find shelter from any storm.
May you remain good looking and looking good!
May you find the perfect diet for your soul.
(If this face doesn't make you want to stop eating sausage, nothing will.)
May you find perfect balance in the company you keep.
May you have as much fun as you can before someone makes you stop.
May the worst thing that happens to you come in slobbery pink and furry tan.
May you manage to make time for siesta.
May all the new folks you meet be interesting and kind.
May your accessories always harmonize with your natural beauty!
Should your mouth be bigger than your stomach, may you have a chewing good time!
May you always know when to walk away and know when to run.
And may your friends always bring you joy!
MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR
FILLED WITH LOVE AND HAPPINESS!
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During January and leading up to the Chinese New Year on 3rd February, volumes are expected to slightly increase as shippers tend to expedite shipments anticipating the slowdown in activity during the public holiday.
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Daily Trade Ideas

Read More: http://tradewithform.blogspot.com/
ARMH, AUDC, BSCQR, BYD, ENTR, F, FTK, IDT, IEC, ITMN, LOCM, MIPS, ODP, REDF, REFR, SCOK, SHZ, SOLR, SPMD, SRZ, STEC and TZOO.
Click below to view.

| Bullish Formation for Amgen By Mike Paulenoff, MPTrader.com My longer-term work on Amgen (AMGN) argues very strongly that the massive coil formation that has been carved out since the March 2008 low at 39.16 is morphing into a major base-like pattern that has the set-up and the potential to propel the stock to test its multi-year resistance at 65.00-66.50, possibly on the way to 70.00 thereafter. As long as last week's low at 54.77 remains intact, my current very bullish scenario is my preferred outlook. Key near-term resistance resides at the Dec rally peak of 57.98, which if (when) hurdled will trigger strong buy signals that AMGN is starting to fulfill its technical upside potential. See article and chart at http://www.mptrader.com/ |

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Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Daily Trade Ideas


Longs covered in our video tonight are: AFOP, FTK, HDY, HSTM, IDT, IGOI, LOCM, NYMX, SHZ, SPMD, TIII, TWER, and XOMA. Shorts are: AMSC, CPLA, DLR, DORM, EC, ESI, GSIC, and SKX. Click below to view.

Barchart.com's Chart of the Day - Coventry Health Care (CVH) for Jan 5, 2011
To see the chart and to read today's complete Barchart Chart of the Day report, please go to:http://www.barchart.com/
To access recent archived Chart of the Day reports, please go to:
http://www.barchart.com/
The "Chart of the Day" is Coventry Health Care (CVH), which showed up on Tuesday's Barchart "NYSE 12-month High" list. Coventry on Tuesday rallied by 2.67% to break out to a new 2-year high of $27.71. TrendSpotter has been long Coventry for nearly 3 months since Oct 8 at $21.87 which a profit-to-date of 27%. Coventry Health Care, with a market cap of $3.9 billion, provides a full range of managed care products and services including health maintenance organization, point-of-service, preferred provider organization products, and Medicare and Medicaid products.

How we found the Chart of the Day:
We found the "Chart of the Day" by scanning the Barchart "New Highs/Lows" page. Then we clicked on the entry for NYSE 12-month highs. A new 12-month high is a popular sign of upside momentum. We then clicked on the "12-Month # Highs" column heading twice in order to sort the list in ascending order. Stocks with the fewest number of 12-month highs over the past 12 months are stocks that have only recently broken out to a new 12-month high and may have better upside potential then stocks that have already rallied sharply and have posted many new 12-month highs.
Barchart's Opinion trading systems are all a Buy and Barchart's daily TrendSpotter trading system is a "Buy." Please note that the Barchart Opinion indicators are updated live during the session every 10 minutes and can therefore change during the day as the market fluctuates. The indicator numbers shown below therefore may not match what you see live on the Barchart.com web site when you read this report.
- TrendSpotter: Buy
- Short-Term Indicators: 100% Buy
- Medium-Term Indicators: 100% Buy
- Long-Term Indicators: 100% Buy
- Overall Average 100% Buy
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Since more of us are getting into this form of communication, I thought this might be of assistance to you...
Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
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